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Pink Slip Panic Game Description
Shoot the employees with pinkslips, but not the blonds. Very hard without crosshairs. You're the CEO of tNSOLViENT.COM, an energetic B2B e-business e-solution e-provider. Until this e-morning, you've been forging bold new synergies and formulating exciting new paradigms. Heck, things were going so well that you bought your Technology Department a brand-new electric Foosball Ball Washer. You even allowed some employees to scale their hours back to 10 hour days.
But now, rumor has it that someone in the company has discovered your numerous SLUSH FUNDS - secret bank accounts that contain a staggering amount of Venture Capitalist (VC) money meant for the company. If word of this gets out, not only is lnsolvient.com finished, but your wife will
divorce you, your mistress(es) will leave you, and the VC's will have the SEC on your ass faster than you can say, "COUNTRY- CLUB PRISON".
So, to prevent this info from getting out, you've decided that it's time for a "Workforce Adjustment" ~ and FAST. Human Resources is too slow to help you here, so you enlist the help of a corporate brown-noser from Tech Development to build you The Downsizer— a state-of-the-art, fully-automatic, compressed-air powered Pinkslip launcher. Firing high-velocity walking papers at a rate of over 3 a second, you're sure to set a new world record for laying off employees.
Pink Slip Panic Game Instructions
Rumors about the layoff, and your new Downsizer gun, have run rampant through the company, and the employees are FRANTIC. They're running around wildly trying to report the layoffs to the media. The more emails they send, the closer your butt gets to the frying pan.
Using the mouse, aim your Downsizer (at the bottom of the screen) at the employees as they appear. Click the mouse button to fire a Pinkslip. If an employee is able to send an email before they're hit with a Pinkslip, your stock price (which is traded on the ASCRAQ Stock Index) will drop. DON’T DOWNSIZE THE BLONDE BIMBO SECRETARIES. You've been using the secretarial pool as your own personal harem, and they know all about your slush funds. Pinkslip them, and they'll leak the entire story to the press - your stock price will PLUMMET. Take a peek at HR's "Employee Files" with the button on the left so you know who to axe.
Your Downsizer will keep a running tally of how many employees you've tagged on the left, plus you'll see your real-time ASCRAQ Stock Price on the right. Once it hits zero, the game, and your days as "The Man", are over. If I were you, I'd start practicing my burger-flipping skills.
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| Game name: | Pink Slip Panic |
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| Category: | Action games » Shooter games |
| Author: | Killer Cartoons |
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