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Bighouse Beatdown game

Play Bighouse Beatdown free online now. Play as an inmate in Alcatraz an beat other inmates ass! Fight prison guards while in your orange jumpsuit. Now you've d... Read the game full description and instructions.

Bighouse Beatdown Online Game

Bighouse Beatdown Game Description

Play as an inmate in Alcatraz an beat other inmates ass! Fight prison guards while in your orange jumpsuit. Now you've done it Biederman! You screwed up and got yourself thrown in the state pen. Barry and Lynard want pieces of you (though different pieces), even Shanahan and the other guards have got it in for you! You've got to fight to keep your....*ahem*....honor.

CONTROLS
Use your keyboard to fight your way through the various opponents.
- Arrow keys control movement and jumping.
- Q and W keys throw light and heavy punches.
- A and S keys throw light and heavy kicks.
- E key throws your own special "secret* attack. They'll never expect it!

DAMAGE METER
As the fighters are damaged in the brawl, its indicated in their respective damage meters at the top of the screen. When the meter hits zero, that character loses the fight. Best of three fights wins the match.

PRISON PASSION METER
BEWARE! These guys have been in prison a LONG time, without the loving caress of a female. Wimpy attempts to fight can be quickly mistaken for a proposition, and you could find yourself the prettiest little girlfriend this side of Alcatraz. Avoid repetitious motions or overuse of your special attack. If the Prison Passion Meter fills up, you might as well start shopping for a ring!