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WhoopAss Office Edition game

Play WhoopAss Office Edition free online now. Change angle and power to catapult obstacles at employees before they reach the water cooler. You have embarked upon an... Read the game full description and instructions.

WhoopAss Office Edition Online Game

WhoopAss Office Edition Game Description

Change angle and power to catapult obstacles at employees before they reach the water cooler. You have embarked upon an existential quest, across the planes of time and space, in an attempt to ascertain the meaning of your being. Where did you come from? Were you created, or born? Built of high quality oak or thrown together from scraps of pine and basswood? Alas, you don't even know exactly what you are. Some hybrid of slingshot/catapult cooked up by a second rate Flash designer while trying to make hentai porno. For lack of a better term, you only know yourself as a WhoopAss cannon.

Click and drag the Whoopass cannon to unleashed its arsenal.

How to Play:
To fire WhoopAss at the poor bastard office nerds, click and drag the cannon bag back and down. Shots must clear the water cooler or they will bounce off. Hit enemies before they reach your beloved water cooler. Longer range shots earn more points. Higher levels bring more and stronger enemies. Sound boring, pointless, and monotonous? It's office action. That's how it goes. The game goes on ad naseum without any condition for victory or vindication until you lose. Just like real life. Except this might have a sequel someday.

The Office Nerds:
This is Mike. Mike's last (very brief) appearance on NewGrounds earned everyone's immediate hate. You don't
like Mike because you are a generally unpleasant weapon. Fortunately, Mike dies easily.

This is Dave. Dave can fly. Dave is a real dick loo. He gels his water straight from the water pipes in the ceiling. One could only expect such melodrama from a flying fat man.

And this lovely lady is Sandl from customer service. Her copious girth makes her very tolerant of your WhoopAss cans. At least she waddles about more slowly than Dave or Mike.